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WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?! *turns into a pool of tears*

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I AM SCREAMING YOU NEED TO UPDATE LIKE NOW OH My god I was not expecting that you talented piece of shit I am SCREAMING

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Babygate part five: Protective Jim likes to bring the baby on jobs, because who knows who might come to babysit? Unfortunately, she’s in that curious phase, and Sebastian had to act fast to kill his two adversaries. He won’t admit it, but he’s besotted with the damn baby too.

Babygate part five: Protective Jim likes to bring the baby on jobs, because who knows who might come to babysit? Unfortunately, she’s in that curious phase, and Sebastian had to act fast to kill his two adversaries. He won’t admit it, but he’s besotted with the damn baby too.

A message from jimoriqrty
I just can't breathe you fucking bastard! I knew I should have waited for this to be completed but I was bored yesterday so I read that all and now I read the newest one and I NEED THOSE TWO LAST CHAPTERS AAAAAAAH

You will have them by tomorrow and the next day!

Does it make it worse if I say they’re already written and just waiting to be uploaded..?

goingbadly:

Fan art for The Barre! Dudes, bakerstreetashtray writes some sick ass fics. Read them all, man. At once. Don’t get up. Don’t eat or drink. Read.

goingbadly:

Fan art for The Barre! Dudes, bakerstreetashtray writes some sick ass fics. Read them all, man. At once. Don’t get up. Don’t eat or drink. Read.

Babygate Part Four: The night time feeds are getting to Jim Moriarty, and the consulting criminal is antsy and frustrated. He’s so tired, he forgot he had to send Sebastian on an important job. Why the hell didn’t he just take the baby with him?

Babygate Part Four: The night time feeds are getting to Jim Moriarty, and the consulting criminal is antsy and frustrated. He’s so tired, he forgot he had to send Sebastian on an important job. Why the hell didn’t he just take the baby with him?

A message from carnesse
Please be aware that with your last chapter of "The Barre" you left us on a huge cliffhanger and I refuse to be responsible for my actions given the circumstances

I’m so sorry for any inconvenience caused. Please find attached a voucher for one free chapter. Kind regards, Mormorphone (Head of Writing Division at Mormorphone Industries)